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Ready to wish someone a birthday as special as they are? Our For the Record Birthday Card is here to sprinkle a bit of salty fun into their big day! This delightfully cheeky card features a whimsical illustration of a vinyl record player, paired with a hilariously offensive greeting that’s sure to leave them laughing (and maybe blushing) for days. Perfect for that friend with a twisted sense of humour who appreciates a good insult wrapped in a warm birthday wish. It's one of our funny birthday greeting cards designed to make their special day unforgettable.

Available Formats:

• Printable Version: Includes front and back cover for easy printing and folding at home. Designed as a folded card format.
• Postcard Style: Single-page front and back design for digital use or printing as a postcard. Ideal for annotation apps!
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Size Options Included: A4, A5, US Letter, and Postcard format – because size does matter.

Orientation: Portrait

Format: Printable at home or for use in digital annotation apps. No cutting required if you print on the same sized paper.

Delivery: Instant download – because who has time to wait for snail mail?

Thank You Note Included: A special thank you note from us, with our refund policy and additional instructions.

Give the gift of laughter and a touch of salty sweetness with the "For the Record You're Not Old, You're a Cunt" card. It’s the perfect way to say, “Happy Birthday, Cunt!”

Instructions for Postcard Use:

• Open the “Postcard” file.
• Personalise the message using your favourite annotation app.
• Sign it digitally and send it via email for a quick and eco-friendly greeting.
• Alternatively, print the postcard and write your message by hand.