THIS IS A DIGITAL DOWNLOAD - NO PHYSICAL CARD WILL BE SHIPPED.

THIS IS A DIGITAL DOWNLOAD - NO PHYSICAL CARD WILL BE SHIPPED.

Ready to wish someone a birthday as special as they are? Our One Year Closer to Shitting Yourself Card is here to sprinkle a bit of salty fun into their big day! This delightfully cheeky card features a minimalist design with bold black text on a white background, paired with a hilariously offensive greeting that’s sure to leave them laughing (and maybe blushing) for days. Perfect for that friend with a twisted sense of humour who appreciates a good insult wrapped in a warm birthday wish. It's one of our funny birthday greeting cards designed to make their special day unforgettable.

Available Formats:

• Printable Version: Includes front and back cover for easy printing and folding at home. Designed as a folded card format.
• Postcard Style: Single-page front and back design for digital use or printing as a postcard. Ideal for annotation apps!
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Size Options Included: A4, A5, US Letter, and Postcard format – because size does matter.

Orientation: Portrait

Format: Printable at home or for use in digital annotation apps. No cutting required if you print on the same-sized paper.

Delivery: Instant download – because who has time to wait for snail mail?

Thank You Note Included: A special thank you note from us, with our refund policy and additional instructions.

Give the gift of laughter and a touch of salty sweetness with the "Happy Birthday. You’re one year closer to shitting yourself." card. It’s the perfect way to say, “Happy Birthday, You Old Fucker!”

Instructions for Postcard Use:

• Open the “Postcard” file.
• Personalise the message using your favourite annotation app.
• Sign it digitally and send it via email for a quick and eco-friendly greeting.
• Alternatively, print the postcard and write your message by hand.